Rated R for violence
1. anyone and everyone who ever came up with a celebrity/celebrity-couple name. For example, Tomkat, Brangelina, LiLo, etc. You should all get smashed in the face super hard.
2. The stupid cow that does not know how to merge onto the freeway and makes a dead stop causing everyone else to brake or go off to the shoulder. Along with this person the guy driving in the next lane that speeds up so you cannot move over to let the stupid cow onto the freeway should also be smashed in the face. Probably even harder than the idiot who cannot merge.
3. George Steinbrenner and Scott Boras. Everytime I pay $5 for a hot dog at a baseball game I want to smash your face. Scott Boras for demanding such high pay for the players and George Steinbrenner for actually paying it. You are both jerks.
4. The people who threw rocks and beat up this kid should definitely be smashed in the face then smashed some more. However, the kids that found him are true heroes. They should never be hit in the face. They should be given rewards.
I feel so much better now. Feel free to add to the list if you want. Face smashing or rewards. It’s all good.
5 responses so far ↓
findingheart // August 1, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Feeling the pain. I’ve chilled out so much in the last year, but the buttnogins on the highway often bring the feeling back. *deep cleansing breath*
Simple American // August 1, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Come on. Tell us how you really feel.
Me. I want the Border Agents out of jail.
Etchen // August 3, 2007 at 8:09 pm
To throw rocks at an autistic kid is sickening!
Ok, here’s my jeers…to the idiots who crowd around the front of storefronts smoking, so that I have to walk through a toxic cloud of smoke just to enter a buidling.
Cheers..that J.K. Rowling gave us such an amazing last book!
Jayleigh // August 4, 2007 at 4:36 am
My sister in law, for calling tonight and yanking my brother away when we were having an awesome conversation with my sister who’s visiting from Cali.
Grrrrr.
Susie // August 21, 2007 at 9:59 am
Face punching is good…for those people that park it at the top or bottom of escalators. They must think they are the only ones riding them and forget others are following….